First, let’s talk about how unattractive Darren is. His face is actually repulsive.

Not to mention he has the grossest body I have ever seen ew

Look at his arms I am going to throw up

Also I mean his arms aren’t even as nasty as his butt

Okay let’s move on to more than the physical - how about his attitude

He is actually nice? WELL that’s disgusting

and charming ew that is such a turn off

let’s not forget about how he thinks doing stupid things on red carpets is actually appealing wow how dumb

this is totally not hot

what about the way he acts towards children i mean this doesn’t make me like him at all 

the way he treats his fans is horrible i don’t know why anyone would like him

also he is really rude to his costars what a bitch

gross

he is so untalented i don’t even know why people think he can sing

or play music wtf

he can’t even act

or like the fact he was on broadway? i mean that doesn’t mean he’s talented

so basically my point is that no one should love this asshole because he sucks i mean just looking at him makes me want to throw up

ur welcome.